Step One: Don't ask questions.

Step Two: Wire $100 million to outside bank account.

Step Three: Repeat as necessary.

Sixty Minutes ran a terrific segment about Marc Dreier yesterday. He masterminded a Ponzi Scheme that totaled $400 million and funded his once powerful law firm on Park Avenue (now defunct). If you haven't seen the report, take a look. It's worth watching.

A few of Dreier's charades fall into that hallmark category of financial scandals—you can't make this stuff up. He describes one hedge fund that invested $100 million, even though it performed virtually no due diligence. His explanation:

The more money you look for, the fewer questions people ask sometimes.

Elliott Associates, the fund that invested $100 million, was not alone. Here is a list of the other gods of Greenwich, hat tip to Wall Street Folly, that took financial hits. Among them is Paulson & Co., which almost seems like poetic justice in the wake of the Abacus CDOs.

 

  • Paulson & Co
  • Elliott Associates
  • Davidson, Kempner
  • Baupost
  • DellaCamera
  • Sandell Asset Management
  • Fortress Capital or Fortress Investment Group
  • Perella Weinberg
  • Eton Park
  • GSO
  • Meyer Venture Partners
  • Concordia Partners
  • Enterprise Fund Ltd
  • Archery
  • MEA Properties
  • Four Winds
  • Bennington
  • Novatar
  • Verition
  • Berdon LLP
  • Whippoorwill
  • Bell Canada
  • Ontario Teachers Pension fund