“Eliot Spitzer Avoids Talk of Hookers in Harvard Ethics Speech”

There he was again, Eliot Spitzer—fierce and steely-eyed, unflappable, his double-barreled chin cocked and loaded. The ex-governor lectured at Harvard last week. He discussed ethics, and the media pounced on the incongruity.

With equal parts self-restraint and disbelief, The New York Times wrote, Spitzer Talks About, Well, Ethics. The New York Post ran more inflammatory headlines, like Ethics from Pig Man on Campus. And most members of the media, including The Boston Globe, acknowledged a double standard.

Indeed, the madam of the prostitution ring that was broken by the FBI sent a letter for the center’s director questioning how Spitzer could be welcomed, while she is serving five years of probation, cannot leave New York during that time, and must register as a sex offender “for pleading guilty to providing him with call-girls.’’

Kristen Davis, who writes a blog calling herself, “The Manhattan Madam,’’ said in the letter that, “I deplore hypocrisy and abhor public officials who use their power to commit and cover up their own crimes and to lie and deceive the same public they have promised to protect.’’

I’ve been fuming about Spitzer’s lecture ever since his appearance in Cambridge. I’m a graduate of Harvard College and Harvard Business School, love the university and hope we clobber Yale in this weekend’s football game. It bugs me, however, that my alma mater awarded Client Nine a bully pulpit to reinvent his image. With a lecture on ethics, no less.

During the 60s, Harvard students took to the streets over the Vietnam war. To this day stories circulate about Wigglesworth—either a dormitory overlooking Massachusetts Ave. or a stadium for watching campus unrest. It was impossible to study during those days of unbridled passion, so I’m told, as students rioted in the streets and tear gas wafted up into the rooms. Spitzer’s lecture isn’t Vietnam, but I can’t help but wonder:

Whatever happened to Harvard’s activists?

Don’t get me wrong. People makes mistakes, and everybody deserves a second chance. I admire how Henry Blodget blogs about Wall Street at The Business Insider. But he’s no longer a research analyst. Michael Milken is an all-star philanthropist. In 2004 Fortune Magazine called him The Man Who Changed Medicine. But Milken hasn’t sold a junk bond in years.

See where I’m going? Both men traded the scene of their crimes for new turf. Not so, the talented Mr. Spitzer—a human wrecking ball of reform, a guy who smashed anyone in his path. But as Spitzer sounded the clarion call for transparency, trousers akimbo, he deceived the voters of New York and the people closest to him.

You need to get out of the ethics business, Governor Spitzer.

I’ll be the first to agree that Wall Street needs more clarity. My novel, Top Producer, illustrates how financial services can spiral out of control given the industry’s shortcomings. The Governor also argued that market forces—the guiding hand of supply and demand—will not bring transparency to Wall Street. It’s a thoughtful observation worthy of debate.

That said, Spitzer suggested the government occupies some kind of moral high ground. He stated, “Only government can enforce rules relating to integrity and transparency in the marketplace.” He repeated two words over and over, “only government.”

I’m not buying it.

Forgive me here—we all put our pants on one leg at a time. We’re all human, subject to mistakes. That includes Uncle Sam, whose rap sheet dates back to 1776. The government’s track record for bad behavior is so long, so extensive, that Wikipedia categorizes the transgressions by decade and branch of government. There’s even a special section reserved for sex scandals.

What I fear most are the hidden agendas of our elected officials. I worry they will make bad decisions—chasing headlines and scrambling up the rungs of personal ambition—as they regulate Wall Street. An ongoing courtroom brawl between Spitzer and Hank Greenberg, ex-CEO of AIG, appears to be such a case:

Greenberg’s lawyers claim Spitzer used private e-mails to contact AIG insiders and to cajole the media into writing flattering stories about Spitzer’s political future. In one instance, court documents claim, an e-mail led Spitzer to boast to a Newsweek reporter that his “high-profile pursuit of Greenberg ‘metastasized’ his reputation” and helped him win the governor’s race.

I have no idea whether these allegation are true. But the fallout from Greenberg’s departure was a mess. Charlie Gasparino reports in his new book—The Sellout—that Greenberg’s successor allowed “AIG’s financial-products unit to double its bets on housing within a year.” Yikes. We all know about the sub-prime fiasco, and I would pose the following question:

Are taxpayers shouldering the cost of a crusader whose blind ambition undermined his judgment?

There’s an old expression on Wall Street, “You only have your reputation once.” I think the Governor should pay attention to the place he loves to vilify. Before Spitzer lectures America about ethics, before he hits the blogs and asks universities to perform mouth-to-mouth on his public image—I’d like to see him clean up the mess he left behind. Turning over those e-mails about Greenberg, if they exist, might be one place to start.

Can Americans ever trust Spitzer’s words on ethics?