Top 10 Types of Stockbrokers #9

#9 RIBs RIBs have nothing to do with greasy comfort food from smoke houses down south. RIBs are Recovering Investment Bankers. After toiling for years in the spreadsheet gulags of investment banking, they trade annual bonus fights for the formulaic indifference of...

Top 10 Types of Stockbrokers

After years of fieldwork and painstaking observation—an anthropological journey unrivaled even by the likes of Charles Darwin—Acrimoney has finally completed the definitive guide to stockbrokers. Today, we begin our presentation. This series, Top 10 Types of...

Mulligans of the Rich and Famous

“A Hedge-Fund King Comes Under Siege” I was struck by today’s article in The Wall Street Journal. Last year Citadel Investment Group lost about 55 percent in its flagship funds. This year the main fund is up 58 percent, and Citadel’s founder is...

The Talented Mr. Spitzer

“Eliot Spitzer Avoids Talk of Hookers in Harvard Ethics Speech” There he was again, Eliot Spitzer—fierce and steely-eyed, unflappable, his double-barreled chin cocked and loaded. The ex-governor lectured at Harvard last week. He discussed ethics, and the...

Call to Action

One of my business school classmates has an aggressive, life-threatening form of leukemia. It’s called “acute
erythroleukemia,” and he needs a bone marrow transplant in the next few weeks. His friends and family are looking for a match, which can be found through a...

A Tribute to Sesame Street's Work on Wall Street

AKA Grover on Goldman Grover here. In honor of Sesame Street’s 40th birthday, Norb Vonnegut asked me to blog today as Acrimoney’s special guest. No, I’m not the fuzzy-faced puppet with blue fur and and a pink nose. I’m the hero of Top Producer,...