#1 GROVE O’ROURKEs
The moment is here. After several weeks of suspense and white knuckles, Acrimoney presents the number one type of stockbroker: GROVE O’ROURKEs.
They make money in down markets, convert capital market chaos into clarity with language anybody can understand, and always do the right thing. They run marathons in under three hours, occasionally losing time to help frail pedestrians cross streets. They sniff out Ponzi schemes a mile away and are available any time day or night to discuss client portfolios.
They’re outraged by bailouts that turn into banker bonuses, but they don’t allow politics to distract them from their primary mission: managing your money. They don’t work for Goldman. And they cringe when Lloyd Blankfein claims to do “God’s work.”
GROVE O’ROURKEs work for you. Fiercely loyal, they’ll tell their organizations, “Take a hike,” when your interests are at stake. They aren’t perfect, but you’ll forgive their foibles because you trust them and care about them because they care about you. The only problem is GROVE O’ROURKEs are pure fiction and exist only inside the pages of Top Producer, my latest novel.
The New York Times describes my novels as “money porn,” “a red-hot franchise,” and “glittery thrillers about fiscal malfeasance.” Through fiction I explore the dark side of money and the motivations of those who have it, want more, and will steamroll anybody who gets in their way.